How to Convert a Taxman
1Jesus reached the city of Jericho, passing through on his way to Jerusalem. 2There was a rich man in town: Zacchaeus. He was a leader of the tax collectors. [1]3Zacchaeus was trying to get an angle so he could see Jesus, but he wasn’t having any luck. The crowd was too big and he was too small—a short man. 4So he ran ahead of the crowd and quickly climbed up a sycamore-fig [2] tree just as Jesus was about to catch up and pass by. 5When Jesus came to the tree, he looked up and said, “Zacchaeus, hurry up and get down here. I need to stay at your house today.”
6Zacchaeus climbed down in a hurry and greeted him with delight. 7When everyone saw what was going on, they started to grumble about Jesus: “He’s going to go sleep in the house of a known sinner.”
8As Zacchaeus stood there, he told the Lord, “Look, sir, I’m promising you right now that I’m going to give half of everything I own to the poor. And if I’ve cheated anyone of anything, I’ll reimburse them four times what I owe them.”
9Jesus said, “Salvation has come to this house today. Zacchaeus, after all, is a descendant of Abraham like the rest of us. 10The Son of Humans [3] has come on a search and rescue mission, to save those who are lost.”
Story about a Cash Investment
11As people stood there listening to Jesus say this, he told them a parable. He did it because he was getting close to Jerusalem, and they thought God’s kingdom was about to become a reality.12He said, “A man born into a family of nobles made a trip to a distant region. He went there to get crowned king and then come back home. 13Before he left he called in 10 of his slaves. He gave them each 10 bags of money—enough for each of them to pay about 1,000 days of wages. [4] He told them, ‘Use this to do business while I’m gone.’
14“The local citizens he ruled hated him. They sent a delegation of representatives to go where he was headed. They carried this message for those who planned to crown him king: ‘We absolutely don’t want this man ruling over us.’ 15He got crowned king anyhow. Then he went home. He called in the slaves he had given the money to. He asked what they did with it.
16“The first slave said, ‘Sir, I doubled the money you gave me. You now have 10 extra sacks of money.’
17“The king said, ‘Wow! Because I could count on you to take care of this relatively small matter, I’m going to put you in charge of 10 of my cities.’
18“The second slave said, ‘You get all 10 bags of your money back plus five more.’ [5]
19“The king said, ‘I’m going to put you in charge of five of my cities.’
20“Another slave came and said, ‘Sir, look here. I kept your money in this piece of cloth, which I hid in a safe place. 21I didn’t want to lose any of it because I’m afraid of you. For one thing, you’re a hard man to please. Also, you take what you want—confiscating from others what you didn’t earn, and reaping a harvest of crops when you didn’t do any farming.’
22“The king said, ‘Well, after a mouthful of nasty words like that, it seems as though you found enough rope to hang yourself. You are one bad slave. So, you know I’m hard to please and I take what doesn’t belong to me, including crops from farmers? 23Why didn’t you at least play it safe and deposit my money in the bank so I could have gotten some interest on the investment?’ 24The king told his associates, ‘Take the money away from that slave and give it to the one who doubled my investment.’
25“The people told the king, ‘Sir, he already has a lot of money!’
26“The king answered, ‘I’ll tell you this, everyone who has something and uses it well is going to get more. But everyone who has just a little and uses it poorly is going to lose what little they have. 27And now let’s deal with those critics of mine who said they didn’t want me as their king. I don’t want to be their king, either. Bring them here and execute them.’”
Jesus Enters Jerusalem like a King
28After Jesus told the story, he went on up into the hills toward Jerusalem. 29As he approached the villages of Bethphage and Bethany on the slopes of a ridge called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples ahead.30He told them, “Go into the next village. You’ll find a young donkey that has never been ridden. Untie it and bring it here. 31If someone asks why you’re untying it, just tell them, ‘The Lord needs it.’”
32The disciples found everything just as Jesus described it. 33As they started untying the colt, its owner asked, “Why are you doing that?”
34The disciples said, “Because the Lord needs it.”
35They brought the colt to Jesus, saddled it with some of their cloaks, and then helped Jesus up onto it. 36As he rode up toward the crest of the ridge, people began carpeting his path with their cloaks. 37Then as he started his descent down the Mount of Olives, [6] the crowd of followers got loud. They started cheering and yelling their thanks to God for all the incredible miracles they had seen.
38They said,
“Here comes the king God approved. [7]
There will be peace in heaven—and glory for the one who lives there in the highest heaven.” [8]
39Some Pharisees in the crowd told Jesus, “Teacher, tell your disciples to be quiet.”
40Jesus said, “I’ll tell you this instead: If the people don’t shout for joy, the rocks will do it for them.”
Jesus Cries
41As Jesus got closer to Jerusalem, he started to cry.42He said, “How I wish you knew where you could find peace today. But it’s too late now. The path to peace is hidden, and you couldn’t find it now if you wanted to. 43The day is coming when your enemies will surround you with a siege wall. 44Then they’ll level this city and kill the people, adults and children alike. They will not leave one stone on top of another. This is going to happen because when God came to save you, you didn’t recognize him.”
Jesus Gets Violent in the Temple
45When Jesus got to the Temple, he saw merchants selling their products. He drove them out, saying, 46“It’s written,“‘My house is a place to pray,
but you’ve made it a place to steal.’” [9]
47Jesus started teaching in the Temple every day. Top Jewish leaders started plotting to kill him. These included the chief priests, the scholars known as scribes, and other leading men in the city. 48They couldn’t come up with a plan, however, because Jesus was so popular. All the people loved listening to him teach.
