Story of the Nagging Widow
1Jesus told them a parable. He did it to teach them they should never give up praying.2Jesus said, “There was a city judge who had no respect for God. He didn’t care much for people either. 3A widow in town started pestering him: ‘I’m arguing with someone and I need you to help me get some justice.’
4“The judge ignored her. Eventually, though, he said to himself, ‘I don’t respect God and I don’t much like people, 5but this woman is driving me nuts. I’m going to serve her up some justice so she’ll stop torturing [1] me.’”
6The Lord told the people, “I hope you heard what that godless judge said. 7Won’t God, even more so, make sure his people get justice when they patiently ask him for it by praying day and night?
8“I’m telling you, he won’t hesitate to give them justice, pronto. But let me ask you this. When the Son of Humans [2] comes to earth, will he find people of faith?”
Story of a Tax Collector and a Pharisee
9He told this parable too. He directed it at some people who thought they were holier than most and who acted like it—treating others with no respect. 10“Two men went up to the Temple to pray: a Pharisee and a tax collector. 11The Pharisee stood there and prayed silently to himself: ‘God, thanks so much that I’m not one of the trashy humans: robbers, crooks, adulterers, or even this taxman here. 12I skip meals so I can fast twice a week. I give away 10 percent of everything I get.’13“And there was the taxman, standing a short distance away. He wouldn’t even raise his eyes to look into the heavens. He just stood there beating his chest and praying, ‘God, I’m a sinner! Have mercy on me!’
14“I’m telling you this, the tax collector went home a righteous man. The Pharisee, on the other hand, merely went home. Those who make themselves out to be a big deal will get cut down to size. But those who keep it humble will get honored for that.”
How to Get into God’s Kingdom
15People wanted Jesus to touch their babies, so they brought them to him. But the disciples intercepted them and criticized them for it. 16Jesus called the disciples over and said, “Let those children come over here to me. Don’t try to stop them. God’s kingdom belongs to them. 17I’ll tell you the truth, anyone who doesn’t welcome God’s kingdom like a child, well, that’s a person who most definitely will never see the inside of it.”Jesus Tells a Rich Official to Go Broke
18An official [3] came to Jesus with a question: “Good Teacher, what do I have to do to make sure I get to live forever?”19Jesus said, “Why do you call me good? Only God is good. [4] 20I presume you know the commandments: ‘Don’t commit adultery; don’t murder; don’t steal; don’t lie about people; respect your father and mother.’” [5]
21The man answered, “I’ve kept all these laws since I was a kid.”
22Jesus said, “You’re still missing something. Sell everything you have. Then give all the money to the poor. Once you do that, you’ll have treasure in heaven. And you can come and follow me.”
23When the man heard that, sadness swallowed him up, because he was richer than all get-out.
24Jesus got sad as well. He said, “How tough it is for rich people to find their way into God’s kingdom. 25I’ll tell you what, it’s easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich person to make it through to the kingdom of God.”
26The people listening in said, “Well then, who can be saved?”
27Jesus said, “What’s impossible for humans is possible for God.”
28Peter said, “Look, we’ve left everything of ours behind so we could follow you.”
29Jesus answered, “The truth is this, those of you who have left your home or your wife or your brothers and sisters or your parents or your children—when you have done it out of devotion to God’s kingdom— 30you have an incredible reward waiting for you in this time and in the age to come, when life continues forever. You’ll receive many times over the value of what you left behind.”
Jesus Predicts His Death Again
31Jesus met privately with his 12 disciples. He told them, “Look, we’re going up into the hills to Jerusalem. Once we get there, everything the prophets said would happen to the Son of Humans will happen then. 32He’ll be handed over to the Gentiles. [6] They’ll make a joke out of him. They’ll insult him. They’ll spit on him.33“They’ll beat him. Then they’ll kill him. On day three, he’ll come back to life.” [7] 34His 12 disciples had no idea what he was talking about. The fact is, they were kept from understanding it. For the time being, they were shielded from knowing what was about to happen.
Jesus Heals a Blind Beggar
35As Jesus approached the city of Jericho, he came to a blind man who was sitting at the side of the road, begging. 36When the blind man heard the noise of the approaching crowd, he asked what was going on. 37Some people told him that Jesus of Nazareth was coming. 38The man began to cry out, “Jesus, Son of David, help me!” [8] 39Some of the people who were leading the entourage told him to be quiet. The man cranked up the volume louder: “Son of David, help me!”40Jesus stopped walking and asked that someone lead the man to him. When the man got there, Jesus asked, 41“What would you like me to do for you?”
The man said, “Sir, I want to see again.”
42Jesus said to him, “See again! You have faith, and it has saved [9] you.” 43Instantly the man could see again. He joined the Jesus entourage, following him and thanking God along the way. All the people who saw this gave thanks to God as well.
