Toasting the ladies of Samaria
1Listen to me, you pampered cows, [1]Women grazing on Samaria’s hills, [2]
Cheating the poor
And stealing from people
Who struggle to survive.
Yeah, it’s you women who say
To the man of the house,
“I could use another drink about now.”
2As sure as the LORD God is holy,
Your day is coming.
So are invaders who’ll drag you away
Like fish on a stinger,
The last of you still flopping in nets.
3They’ll drag you through holes in the wall
Straight out of town.
They’ll throw you to Mount Hermon. [3]
How not to worship God
4Go to Bethel [4] and worshipLike it’s perfectly fine.
Go to Gilgal and worship
Like you’re doing nothing wrong.
Religiously bring your sacrifices every morning.
Bring your tithe every three days. [5]
5Bring some yeast-free bread
As an offering to express your thanks. [6]
On top of that, give something extra
as a voluntary offering.
Then go brag about it.
"The LORD God says:"
That’s how you Israelites behave.
How God used weather to warn Israel
6I tried to warn you.I took away your food
And left your cities hungry.
That didn’t get your attention.
You didn’t come back to me,
"The LORD says."
7So, I stopped the rain when you needed it most,
Three months before harvesttime.
I sent rain to some towns
And stopped it in others.
One field of crops grew.
Another field went dead dry.
8Thirsty people staggered from town to town
Looking for water.
But they never got all they needed.
That didn’t work, either.
You didn’t come back to me,
"The LORD says."
9Next, I infected your gardens and vineyards
With yellowing disease and mold.
I sent locusts to chew up your figs and olives.
That didn’t work.
You didn’t come back to me,
"The LORD says."
10I sent deadly plagues, like I did in Egypt.
I sent soldiers to kill your men with swords. [7]
They took your horses when they left.
The reek of death filled your nostrils
Each time you took a breath.
Didn’t work.
You didn’t come back to me,
"The LORD says."
11I destroyed you like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Your survivors barely made it out alive.
Yet, you didn’t come back to me,
"The LORD says."
Punishment: more of the same
12This is what I have already done to you.And this is what I’ll keep right on doing.
Israel, get ready to meet your God!
13Just so you don’t miss him,
He’s the one who makes the mountains.
He sends the wind on its way.
He shares his thoughts with people.
He turns on the light at daybreak.
He turns it off at sunset.
He walks the mountains.
His name is the LORD, [8]
And he is the God of everyone.




