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Jeremiah 2

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Jeremiah 2

God takes Judah to divorce court

God compares Judah to a happy bride

1The LORD gave me another message to deliver. 2He told me to deliver this message to the people of Jerusalem. This is what he said:

“I remember how you loved me at first.
You were as devoted [1] as a bride
When you lived in the desert. [2]
3I devoted [3] myself to the people of Israel.
Of all the work I had done,
Israel was the best of it. [4]
Everyone who hurt you got hurt.
I saw to it.”

God: “Why did your ancestors leave me?”

4Listen to what I’m about to say. This is a message from the LORD to every descendant of Jacob—to all the people of Israel. 5Here’s what the LORD says to you.

“What did your ancestors have against me?
Why did they trade me in for worthless gods?
All that did was make them worthless to me.
6They ignored me. They no longer asked,
‘Where’d he go? Where’s the LORD
Who led us here from Egypt,
Through the deserts, past the pits,
Through the droughts, out of the darkness,
Into the badlands where no one lives,
And out the other side?’
7I brought you into a wonderful land
To enjoy it’s harvest
And all the good it had to offer.
But you contaminated my land.
And you trashed my name
And everything associated with me.
8Priests ignored me, too.
They didn’t ask,
‘Where’d he go?’
People who taught my laws
Didn’t know anything about me.
Rulers sinned against me.
My prophets became Baal’s [5] prophets.
Nothing good came of that.

God: “Why did you leave me, too?”

9

I accused them back then
And I accuse you here and now.
I’m the LORD
And I accuse your descendants as well.
10I want you to search for something high and low.
Go to the coast and sail to Cyprus.
Then go to the deserts of Kedar. [6]
11See if you can find any nation
That has traded in its gods for other gods,
Though you should know by now
There are no other gods.
Yet my people did just that.
They were a glorious people
Who gave it all away.
12Heaven above has witnessed [7] it all,
In stunned shock and complete despair.
13My people made two mistakes.
They stopped drinking fresh-flowing [8] water.
They drank from holes in the ground,
Cracked cisterns that can’t hold water.

What Israel got for all its sinning

14

Is Israel [9] a captive—
A nation of slaves and servants?
Of course not.
Then why are nations treating you like one?
15Enemies roar like lions,
And it’ll get louder.
They’ve devastated the land,
Turned cities into ghost towns,
And homes into rockpiles.
16Egyptians from Memphis and Tahpanhes [10]
Have beat [11] you in the head.
17Can’t you see
It’s your own fault?
You turned your back
On the LORD your God.
He was leading you along your journey,
And you walked away from him.
18So what do you think you can gain
By drinking from Egypt’s Nile River
Or from the Euphrates of Assyria? [12]
19You’ve been unfaithful to me
And that charge will convict you.
You’ve been evil
And you’ll be punished.
Take a good, hard look at yourself.
You left me, your LORD and God.
See it and own it.
You have no respect for me,
The LORD God of everyone.

God: “You broke your vows.”

20

Long ago you broke your vows.
You’re no longer tied to me.
You’re free, and you refuse me.
You’re not my bride. You’re a prostitute, [13]
Sprawled out under every green tree
And laying there at shrines on every hilltop,
Serving every god but me.
21I planted you where you live.
You were my chosen vine, from good stock.
What turned you wild and worthless?

Israel, a people stained with sin

22

You’re stained
And there’s nothing you can do
To get rid of it.
Wash it all you want,
It’ll still be there,
And I’ll still see it.
23Where do you get the chutzpah
To tell me you didn’t do anything wrong—
To say you haven’t serviced Baal?
Look at the shrines in the valley.
Admit it.
You chase Baal like you’re a camel in heat.
24You’re half-ass, [14] a wild donkey in heat.
You’re sniffing [15] the wind for a stallion.
Who could stop you after you’ve caught the scent?
No male needs to come looking for you.
You’ll sniff your way to them.
25Don’t wear out your sandals
Chasing those gods.
Don’t run until you’re dying of thirst.
But you don’t take that advice.
Instead, you say, “It’s no use.
I’m in love with these mysterious gods.
I’ve got to have them.”
26You’ll be ashamed of yourself,
Just like a thief is, when caught.
All of you will be ashamed:
Kings and their officials,
Priests and prophets.

God: “Now you’re asking me to help you? Why?”

27

They call a tree their daddy.
They call a rock their momma.
They’re not looking at me.
They turned their backs on me.
But when trouble comes,
They say, “Save us.”
28Why me?
You have gods you made for yourselves.
So, if you’re in trouble,
Call on them.
You’ve got as many gods as Judah has cities.
29Why complain to me?
You revolted and left me.
This is the LORD talking.
30I killed your kids,
And you didn’t get the message. [16]
You killed your own prophets,
As viciously as lions attack.
31I’m talking to you now, this generation.
Have I abandoned you thirsty in the desert?
Have I led you into trouble,
In the pitch black of night?
Of course not. So why do you say,
‘We’re done with you. It’s over”?
32Does a woman forget her jewelry?
Does the bride forget her dress?
Well, my people forgot me
A long time ago.
33You plotted the route to your lovers.
You became so evil
That you taught wicked women
How to do “wicked” better. [17]

Israel in contempt of God’s court

35

Yet you say, “Not guilty.
The LORD and I are on good terms.”
Here comes the judge.
I’m holding you in contempt for lying—
For saying, “I haven’t done anything wrong.”

Judah trusts allies, not God

36

Why do you keep changing your mind?
You’re going to be disappointed by Egyptian support,
Just like you were by the Assyrians. [18]
37When this is over,
You’ll bury your face in your hands.
You chose an ally God rejected.
Egypt won’t save you.

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