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Job 5

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Job 5

Eliphaz: Accept your punishment, Job

Who are you gonna call?

1Cry for help all you want
But who’s going to answer you?
Do you have an angel somewhere
Close enough to hear you?
2Fools kill themselves with resentment. [1]
It’s suicide by anger.
3I've seen fools start to get ahead in life,
Then suddenly everything went wrong.
4Their abandoned kids weren’t safe anymore.
No one stepped up to help them
When judges held court at the city gate.
5Hungry people steal from their gardens.
Greedy people target their wealth.
6Misery like this doesn't sprout from the ground.
It doesn't pop up out of the dirt
7As sure as sparks shoot out of a fire
People get themselves into trouble.

Advice from a friend

8If I was sitting in ashes
I’d take my situation to God.
9He does miracles that would drop your jaw
More times than you could count.
10He showers the earth
And irrigates the fields.
11He takes folks from the bottom of the barrel
And lifts them to places of honor.
And for those in life with nothing but grief [2]
He carries them away to safety.
12He messes up the plans of smart crooks
And leaves them with nothing to show.
13He uses their intelligence against them,
And their plans produce nothing at all.
14He flips their daylight to darkness.
Till they can’t find their way at noon.
15God saves the poor from demands of the wicked,
And from the strength of crooks in power.
16So there’s hope for the poor
And a plug for the mouth of injustice.

Take your punishment and smile

17Be happy when God corrects you.
Don’t hate him for the punishment you earned.
18He’ll hurt you then heal you.
He’ll smack you and comfort you. [3]
19He’ll save you six times from trouble
And rescue you on the seventh. [4]
20He'll keep you from starving in a famine
And he'll keep you alive in a war.
21He’ll protect you from tongues that cut like a whip.
So don't fear the sound like the snap of death.
22You’ll laugh at famine and insult death.
Wild animals won't hurt you anymore.
23Stones of the field will stay out of your way.
As you and wild animals live in peace.
24You will know this as absolute truth:
Your home will become a safe place
And when you count your livestock,
They’ll all be there.
25Your descendants will grow like grass of the field,
And you'll lose count of those in your family.
26You'll die when it's time
At a ripe old age.
27I’m not just blowing air.
I’ve researched this and know it's true.
So listen and believe what you’ve heard.

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