Job won’t eyeball the ladies
1I made a deal with my eyesNot to linger on the ladies.
2What would God think if I did?
And what would he do if I did?
3Don’t bad things happen to sinners?
Aren’t disasters what they deserve?
4Doesn’t God see what I do
And track where I go?
5If I have lived as a liar
And rushed into fraud,
6Prove it with a fair presentation of facts.
Then let God see my goodness instead.
7If I’ve walked away from God,
If my eyes followed lust into sin,
Any slight sinlet [1] at all,
8Let my neighbors take my harvest.
Let them eat my food and destroy my crops.
Job says no to adultery
9If I’m tempted to have sex with another man’s wife,And I wait for her husband to leave,
10Then here’s the curse I put on myself.
May my wife end up grinding [2] on another man,
Then may he kneel and grind on her. [3]
11Adultery is a sickening act.
Under our law, it’s a criminal offense
12That would set our lives on fire
All the way from here to the grave. [4]
It would burn down
What could have been my family tree.
13If my slaves ever brought me a complaint
And I did nothing about it,
14How could I defend that
When I face God?
15Wasn’t it God who created me inside my mother?
Didn’t he create us all?
Job says he didn’t do it
16Here’s what I didn’t do.I never stopped helping the poor.
I never did anything that would hurt a widow. [5]
17I never ate in front of orphans
And refused to share food with them.
18Since I was a child,
I was taught to treat them like my own children
And to treat widows like sisters.
19I never refused to help people who needed clothing.
I never left anyone naked.
20I gave them clothes and they thanked me.
My sheep’s fleece kept them warm.
21If I ever raised my hand to hit an orphan,
Even with witnesses to defend me,
22Then I pray God would strike me now
With a disjointed shoulder and a broken arm.
23I would have been terrified of God
If I had done anything like that.
How could I have stood that kind of fear?
Gold isn’t god
24I don’t worship gold,And I don’t measure my security
By how much gold I have.
25I didn’t celebrate my wealth
Or brag about being rich.
26And I don't look at the sun and moon
And find myself tempted to worship them.
27I don't harbor a secret desire
To blow a kiss to the moon and sun. [6]
28Local judges would have called that sinful.
They would have charged me with breaking God's law. [7]
I don’t wish bad things for my enemies
29I never celebrated the suffering of my enemies.I didn't get excited when tragedies struck.
30I never swore an oath against an enemy,
Cursing them with death.
31No one who lives in my tent has ever said,
“Let’s eat. Who cares about the hungry.”
32I've never turned away visiting travelers.
I've never left them to spend the night in the street.
33I've never hidden my sin from God
like Adam [8] did.
I've never let guilt build a home in my heart.
34I haven't done anything that warrants public disgrace,
Or that would make me afraid to show my face in public.
Job’s formal complaint against God
35Oh, I wish to God someone would listen to me.Here's my signed complaint.
Let God Almighty answer it.
I wish I had an actual form I could fill out,
A formal complaint I could file against him.
36I would carry that thing wherever I went,
Like a sign on a stick,
And a message tagged to my turban.
37I'd walk toward him like a prince at home
And tell him the story of my life.
38If I've ever broken any laws about how to treat the land,
And I've made the plowed rows cry and revolt,
39If I have eaten crops without paying the workers
Which caused some people to die,
40Let thorns grow where my wheat belongs.
And let stinkweed drive out my barley.
With that, Job stopped talking.




