Pledging allegiance against God
1This is what the LORD has to say to his people
Israelites of Judah:
Too bad you can’t do as you’re told.
I give you an assignment
But you do what you want.
You’ve pledged allegiance
To do nothing I say. [1]
You keep piling sins on sins.
Without my permission.
You put the safety of my people
In the hands of Egypt’s king.
3Your decision to trust Pharaoh
Will become your disgrace.
You wanted Egypt’s shelter.
You’ll get Egypt’s shame.
4Egypt’s king might have officials
From Zoan [2] in the north
To Hanes [3] in the south.
5But they’re all headed to trouble
Because they bet on Egypt.
But Egypt won’t win.
And Egypt can’t help.
All it can offer is shame and regret.
Caravan to Egypt
6This message is about animals
In Judah’s Negev badlands.
You pack your treasures on camel humps.
You load your wealth on donkey backs.
Then you take it all in a caravan
Through a rough and wasted land
Where lions roar and vipers fly, [4]
To a nation that can’t protect you.
It’s useless to you.
So, I’m giving Egypt a new name:
Chickenhearted Dragon, [5]
The harmless one.
Get it in writing
8Go write this down.
Get it in writing on a scroll.
Put it on the record for all time.
I want this as a witness to what I’m saying.
Reliably unreliable,
Dependably undependable.
We can count on them
To not count on the LORD
And not listen to what he has to say.
10They tell people who see visions,
“Keep your visions to yourself.”
They say to prophets of the LORD,
“Skip what we’re supposed to do.
Tell us what we want to do.
Tell us imaginary tales. We like those, too.
11Now get out of our way, take a hike
And give our ears a rest.
We’ve had our fill of your preaching
About Israel’s Holy One.”
God smashes Israel like a clay jug
12So the Holy One of Israel says:
Okay, it’s no sale. You’re done listening.
You’re going bet your money on fraud.
You’re going to put your faith in lies.
The crack will expand and bulge.
Then in an instant
It all comes down.
In a crash of bricks and clay.
14The crash will be as complete
As a clay jug smashed to bits.
There’s not a piece left to pick up.
Nothing to scoop coals off the fire
Or to dip water from a bowl.”
15The LORD God, the Holy One of Israel says:
“I told you to go home and mind your business.
You’ll be safe if you do.
Stay calm and trust me.”
But you didn’t. You refused.
16“No,” you told me.
“We’re saddling up and getting gone.”
Okay then. Getting gone it will be.
“We’re going to ride like the wind,” you said.
So will invaders when they run you down.
17A thousand of your soldiers will run away
At the sight of a single invader.
The rest will run at the sight of five.
In the end, your survivors
Will look like a pole on a hilltop
Standing there all alone.
Jerusalem will stop crying
18The LORD wants to show you mercy.
He’ll wait until you’re ready to get it.
The LORD is a God of justice for all.
He won’t disappoint people who trust him.
God will cremate Assyria’s king
27Look. Way off in the distance.
It’s the LORD. He’s coming.
He’s burning mad and loaded for a fight. [7]
His words burn like fire
Leaving charred flakes behind.
Like a flash flood destroying everything in its path.
He’ll sift nations, good from bad.
He’ll throw a bridle on foreign people
And lead them to their death.
29But for you, it’s time to sing and dance.
Sing like it’s your favorite day of the festival.
Celebrate like you’re on parade,
Playing flutes on the path to Jerusalem,
The mountain of the LORD.
30The LORD is going to make himself heard
When his powerful arm strikes a blow.
He’ll come wrapped in flames of devouring fire,
With a cloudburst of hail and rain.
31Oppressive Assyria will retreat to the shadows
When they hear the voice of the LORD,
When they feel the force of his blow.
32When the LORD attacks Assyria
He’ll club them with a rod, to the beat of a tune,
While Israel dances, playing lyres and tambourines.
33The LORD reserved a place to burn the dead king. [8]
It’s where Israel once sacrificed people in flames. [9]
The funeral pyre is huge, and the fires will flame
Once the breath of the LORD strikes the wood
In a flashing burst of fiery waves of sulfur.




