Hookers at harvest
1Don’t celebrate the harvest [1] this year, Israel.Don’t throw a party like other nations do.
You got this harvest through prostitution,
Which you committed by betraying God. [2]
You love all that grain on the threshing floor, [3]
The fee you received as a hooker. [4]
2The grain and the wine won’t feed you.
The grape harvest will fail.
3Israel needs to get off the LORD’s land.
Ephraim [5] is headed back to a place like Egypt. [6]
And you’ll eat non-kosher [7] food in Assyria.
4You won’t pour out wine
In offerings to the LORD.
You won’t sacrifice anything again. [8]
You’ll eat non-kosher bread
As unclean as food at a funeral. [9]
Anyone eating it becomes unclean.
Though it’s food fit for humans,
It’s not fit for the Temple of the LORD.
5So, what will you do on holy holidays
To celebrate festivals of the LORD?
6Even if they survive the destructive battles.
“Egypt” [10] will capture them.
“Memphis” will bury them.
Weeds will inherit their silver treasures.
Thorns will move into their tents.
Time to pay for the crime
7Now’s the time to face your punishment.Today’s the day you pay the price.
Israel reacts by screaming,
“The prophet’s an idiot.
This spirit guy’s crazy.”
You’ve got a lot of anger
Because you’ve got a lot of guilt.
8Who’s the prophet here?
Ephraim, are you God’s lookout person? [11]
You’re not even allowed in God’s house.
And wherever you go, traps are waiting.
9You’ve gone too far,
Like they did in Gibeah. [12]
God remembers the sin.
And he punishes it, too.
God saw something special in Israel
10What I saw in Israel was rare,Like finding a string of grapes in the badlands,
Or a tiny fig early in the season. [13]
But when they came to Baal of Peor [14]
They fell in love with something shameful,
And became as shameful as what they loved.
11Israel’s glory flew away like a bird.
No births to brag about,
No one pregnant or getting there.
12Even if they somehow raise some kids
I’ll take those kids away.
It’ll be a bad day for Israel
When I leave them behind.
Siege of Israel
13Like the siege of beautiful Tyre,There’ll be a siege in Ephraim, too.
Then parents will lead their children
Outside the walls, to the slaughter.
14Lord, give Ephraim this.
I don’t know—what should you give them?
Miscarriages and dried up boobs.
15Every bad thing they ever did
Started in the town of Gilgal, [15]
First town they reached in the land.
For the evil they did,
I’ll run them out of my house.
I’m done showing love to leaders like this,
Who show nothing but betrayal in return.
16Ephraim is beaten down flat
And dead to the root.
There won’t be any more fruit.
If by chance some children are born
I’ll kill those children they love.
17They didn’t listen.
And wandered from God.
Now they’ll wander the world as refugees,
As people with no land of their own.




