Paul Gets Jealous
1I’m about to say some things that are going to sound a little crazy. I’m asking you to please hear me out. 2I’m jealous when it comes to you. It’s okay, God’s behind this jealousy. Think of it this way. You’re a virgin bride, and I promised you to the Messiah. 3But I’m afraid that what happened to Eve will happen to you. The snake tricked her. He lured her away from God. Well, I’m afraid you could get tricked into breaking the sacred commitment you’ve made to the Messiah.4People come to town offering you a different kind of Jesus, a different spirit, and an entirely different religious message. What do you do? You welcome it.
Those “Super Apostles” Are Frauds
5Listen, those so-called super apostles are no bosses of mine. 6I might sound like an amateur public speaker, compared to them. But I’m no amateur when it comes to the knowledge I have. You know what I’m talking about because we’ve already made it perfectly clear to you.7I preached the good news to you without charging a thing. When I did that, I made myself seem less important and you more important. Was that wrong? 8I accepted donations from other churches to help cover my expenses while ministering to you. 9When I visited you and needed help, I didn’t ask for donations. Believers came from Macedonia. [1] They gave me what I needed. I wasn’t a burden to any of you. I’m going to keep it that way.
10I’ll promise you this. As surely as I know the truth about the Messiah, [2] I’m going to keep bragging about preaching for free. No one in all of Achaia [3] is going to stop me. 11Why would I do this? Is it because I don’t love you? God knows I do love you.
12I’m going to continue refusing your contributions so I can pull the rug out from under those braggers who say they are doing the same work I’m doing. [4] 13Those men are frauds. They’re fake apostles—liars who only pretend they’re messengers of the Messiah. 14Satan does the same thing. He tries to pass himself off as an angel. 15So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that these people who serve Satan try to pass themselves off as good souls. They’re going to get what’s coming to them.
Paul’s Bragging Rights
16As I said, I know that what I’m telling you sounds crazy. But I hope you know I’m no fool. Even if you think I am, please hear me out as I brag a little. 17When I brag like this, I'm not doing something the Lord would do. I’m doing what a fool would do. 18Other folks brag about what they’ve done. I’m going to brag too. 19I’m sure you’ll be okay with it. You’ve already shown that you’re smart enough to welcome fools.20You put up with people like that who enslave you with rules, exploit you, and use you. You let them go unchallenged when they pretend to be someone they’re not. You even let them slap you in the face. 21I’m ashamed to admit that I’m too weak-minded of a person to treat you like that. Still, I’m going to match them brag for brag, though I know it’s a dumb idea to do that. 22Are those people Hebrews? Big deal, so am I. Are they Israelites? Me too. Are they in Abraham’s family? I’ve got that covered. 23Are they working for the Messiah? Well, I’m working harder. And, yes, I know I sound like an idiot. But I do more kinds of jobs. I’ve spent more time in prison. And I’ve been beaten so many times that I’ve lost count. Some of those beatings nearly killed me.
Beaten, Stoned, Shipwrecked
24On five different occasions the Jews gave me their max beating: 40 lashes minus one. [5] 25I got beaten with a rod three times. [6] I got stoned once. [7] Shipwrecked three times. I managed to survive 24 hours adrift at sea. 26I’ve traveled plenty. [8] And I’ve faced plenty of danger along the way. Oceans. Rivers. Robbers. Jews. Non-Jews. City folk. Country folk. Fake Christians. 27I’ve worked long and hard. I’ve worked all night long, through hunger and thirst—often without any food at all. I’ve been cold, without nearly enough clothes to keep me warm.28On top of all this, I carry a heavy burden. It’s my constant concern for all the churches. 29When our folks get spiritually weak, don’t you think I feel it? When they get tricked into doing something wrong, don’t you think I get mad? 30If I have to brag, I’m going to brag about events that show how frail I am. 31God knows I’m not lying. He’s the Father of our leader, Jesus. And he’s the one who deserves praise now and forever.




