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Proverbs 30

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Proverbs 30

Agur the Wise

I’m not a wise guy

1This is a message from Agur, [1] son of Jakeh of Massa. [2]
Here’s the message: I’m exhausted. Wiped out. [3]
2I’m too dumb to qualify as a human.
I don’t have any common sense.
3I haven’t studied wisdom.
I don’t know a thing about the Holy One.
4I’d like to know, has anyone gone to heaven and come back?
Has anyone ever grabbed the wind and held it?
What about water, can anyone wrap it in cloth?
And another thing, who set the boundary limits of the earth?
Who did all of this? What’s his name, and the name of his son? If you know, tell me.

God is truth

5Every word of God is 100% pure truth.
He’s a shield when people go to him for protection.
6When you quote him, don’t add words.
He’ll have to scold you for that, and people will discover you’re a liar.

Keep me honest

7Before I die, I’d like you to do two things for me.
8Keep me honest so I don’t become a liar.
And don’t let me get poor or rich.
Just give me the food I need each day.
9Otherwise, I might eat my fill and then say, “The LORD? Who’s he?”
Or I might get so hungry that I steal, which would dishonor God’s name.

MYOB

10Don’t badmouth a slave to the slaver owner.
That could get you cussed [4] out and in trouble.

Some people feed on the helpless

11Some people cuss out their dads
And do nothing to make their moms happy.
12They think they’re good and pure.
But they’re good and filthy.
13They have such high regard for themselves
In arrogance, they look up to themselves.
14Teeth of sword and fang of knife,
They devour the most vulnerable people on earth:
The poor and the helpless.

Never satisfied

15A greedy leech has two kids: Gimme and Gimme.
Three things never get enough.
No, four are never satisfied.
16The grave. [5] An infertile woman.
Land thirsty for water.
And fire. It never says, “Enough!”

Mean eyes

17If you look at your dad and make fun of him
And disrespect your mom,
Birds in the valley will pluck those eyes out of your head.
Vultures will feed on them.

Mystery of love

18There are three things I don’t understand.
No, four things I don’t get.
19How an eagle soars in the sky.
How a snake maneuvers across rocks.
How a ship stays afloat in the middle of the sea.
How a man falls in love with a woman.

Cheating wife

20Here’s what an unfaithful wife does.
She eats. She wipes her mouth.
She says, “I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Too much to handle

21Three things shake up the earth.
No, there are four things it just can’t handle.
22A slave who rises to power as a king.
A fool full of food.
23A hateful, unlovable woman who gets married.
A slave woman who replaces a wife.

Small but wise

24There are critters in the world that are small in size,
But giants of wisdom.
25Ants are critters that look puny.
But they manage to gather and store enough food for winter.
26Badgers seem weak,
But they live among rocks.
27Locusts have no king,
But look at how they swarm in unison.
28Lizards are easy enough to catch in your hands.
But they live among kings, in palaces.

Army makes king look good

29There are three things that look regal when they walk.
No, four that look elegant when they move.
30The lion, king of animals.
It doesn’t back down for anything.
31Then there’s the strutting rooster, the guy goat,
And the king—with the army beside him.

Stop causing trouble

32If you’ve been arrogantly bragging about yourself,
Or up to no good,
Shut your mouth and stop what you’re doing.
33If you churn milk, you’ll make butter.
If you punch a nose, you’ll draw blood.
If you feed anger, you’ll cause trouble.

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