Ephraim men yell at Gideon
1When the men from Ephraim caught up with Gideon, they tore into him, screaming in anger. “Why did you cut us out of the fight with Midian?”2Gideon said, “Look at what you’ve accomplished in this fight. What have I done, compared to you? Listen, grapes in Ephraim left behind after harvest are better than the best we harvest in my little family of Abiezer. 3But look at you. God gave you the commanders of Midian, Oreb and Zeeb. What have I done that compares to that?” Gideon’s humble response diffused their anger.
Marching tired and hungry
4By the time Gideon and his 300 men crossed the Jordan River onto the eastern bank, they were exhausted and famished. 5When they reached the town of Succoth, [1] Gideon asked the people there for food. “Please, could you spare some bread for my men. They’re starving. And we’re going after the kings of Midian, Zebah and Zalmunna.”6City leaders said, “Show us the kings and we’ll show you the bread. Do you have Zebah and Zalmunna in custody?” 7Gideon said, “Fine. When the LORD lets us capture Zebah and Zalmunna, we’re coming back here. I’m going to make a whip from desert thorns and briers. Then I’m going to use it to tear off your skin. I’m going to beat you like I beat wheat on the threshing floor.”
8Gideon took his men on the climb up to the city of Penuel, where he asked the same question and got the same answer. 9Gideon told the people, “Take a look at that defensive tower of yours. When I come back it’s coming down.”
Gideon captures the last Midian kings
10By this time, Zebah and Zalmunna retreated with their army to Karkor. [2] There were only 15,000 men left. The rest had been killed, 120,000 armed warriors. 11Gideon took his men up a herder’s trail east of Nobah and Jogbehah. He caught the Midianites off guard. 12Kings Zebah and Zalmunna ran for their lives. Gideon ran them down and captured them both. Their army collapsed in chaos and panic.13When the battle was over, Gideon the son of Joash went home by way of Heres Pass. [3] 14Along the trail he arrested a young man from Succoth and questioned him. The young man gave Gideon a list of 77 city leaders in Succoth. 15When Gideon reached Succoth, he told the people, “Here are Zebah and Zalmunna, the kings you used to insult me. Remember? You said, ‘Show us the kings and we’ll show the bread.’” 16Gideon arrested the city leaders and taught them a lesson in hospitality. He had them beaten with whips made from desert thorns and briars. 17At Penuel, Gideon tore down the city tower and killed the men.
Gideon executes Midian’s kings
18Gideon turned to Zebah and Zalmunna and said, “Those men you killed at Mount Tabor, what did they look like?” Zebah and Zalmunna said, “Like you. They looked like sons of a king.” 19Gideon said, “They were my brothers, the sons of my mother. As sure as there’s a LORD alive, if you hadn’t killed them, I wouldn’t kill you.”20Gideon ordered his oldest son, Jether, who was still a young boy, “Go over there and kill them.” But Jether wouldn’t draw his sword. He didn’t want to kill them. 21Zebah and Zalmunna said, “Don’t send a kid to do a man’s job. Kill us yourself.” Gideon killed them both and pulled the royal crescent ornaments off the necks of their camels.
Israel wants to crown King Gideon
22Israelites told Gideon, “We want you to become our ruler. Lead the nation—you, your son, your grandson. After all, you’re the one who saved us from Midian.” 23Gideon told them, “Not a chance. I’m not your ruler. My son won’t be your ruler. The LORD will be your ruler. 24But let me ask one favor. I’d appreciate it if everyone would give me one earring taken from the enemies.” Ishmaelites, who were among the enemies, wore earrings.25“Absolutely,” they said. “We’re happy to give that you.” So, they spread out a cloth blanket and everyone tossed in an earring. 26The golden earrings weighed 43 pounds. [4] Gideon also kept the purple clothing of the kings along with their royal jewelry and the chains, crescents, and pendants decorating the camels.
Gideon builds an idol
27Gideon used what he took from the kings to build an object [5] that he set up in his town of Ophrah. People of Israel came from all over to worship this object instead of God. This thing hooked Gideon and his whole family.28So, that’s the story of how the people of Israel defeated Midian—a nation that never recovered from the defeat. The people of Israel lived in peace for 40 years, as long as Gideon lived. 29Gideon, also known as Jerubbaal, returned home and lived in his own house.
30He married an awful lot women and they gave him 70 sons. [6] 31He also had a concubine [7] in the city of Shechem. She gave him a son named Abimelech.
32Gideon died after living a long life. They buried him in the tomb of his father Joash, in the city were the Abiezer family lived, at Ophrah. 33Once Gideon died, the Israelites went back to worshiping the local gods known as baals. They picked one in particular, Baal-berith. [8] 34Israelites forgot about the LORD their God. They didn’t remember the stories of how he saved them from their enemies time after time. 35And despite all Gideon did, they no longer showed any loyalty or gratitude to his family.
