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Job 9

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Job 9

Job: I can’t take God to court

How to complain to God about God

1Job said:
2You’re right. No one’s perfect.
God knows us better than that.
3Imagine taking God to court.
Come on, who could win an argument with God?
4He’s got the muscle.
He’s got the brains.
Who ever tangled with God
And lived to brag about it?

How to file a complaint against the Creator

5He levels mountains
When they don’t see it coming.
He can get that angry—
Enough to flatten a mountain range.
6He shakes the earth
And pillars of rock tremble.
7God can seal the sky,
To hide the sun and stars.
8He rolled out the sky above us.
And he launches the waves of the sea. [1]
9He sprayed the sky in patterns of light—
Constellations called Bear, Orion, and Pleiades. [2]
10He performs wonders we can’t understand,
And more than we could ever count.
11He could walk by me
And I wouldn't know it.
He could walk right past me
And I’d have no idea.

God takes what he wants

12If he decides to take something away
Who's going to stop him?
Who's going to take him to court and say,
“God, who do you think you are?”
13When God gets angry,
He doesn’t pull his punches.
Even followers of sea monster Rahab [3]
Have to kneel at his feet.
14So how am I supposed to confront him?
How am I going to pick the right words?
15I'm the innocent one,
But I can't level charges against him.
I have to plead with him for mercy,
And for the right to appeal my case.
16Even if he agreed to hear my case,
I couldn't be certain he would truly listen.

Job: God attacked me

17Look what God did to me.
He crushed me with a windstorm. [4]
He covers my skin was sores,
Though I did nothing to deserve it.
18He didn't let me catch my breath.
I could have used some fresh air,
But he filled me with bitterness.
19If it’s a battle of strength,
he's the winner.
If it's a matter of justice,
Who's going to deliver the summons?
20Though I'm innocent,
My mouth would get me into trouble.
Though I did nothing wrong,
He would prove me wrong.

Job: God laughs when innocent people die

21I'm innocent.
But I'm fed up
And I don't care anymore.
I hate this life.
22Guilty or innocent,
It doesn't matter.
God kills them both.
23Do you know what he does?
I'll tell you what he does.
He watches the innocent die in a disaster
And he has a good laugh about it. [5]

God gave the world to the bad guys

24He gave the world to the wicked.
He took justice from the judges.
If it's not his fault, whose fault is it?
25Time fled like a runner in a foot race.
It brought me here and left me miserable.
26It speeds by like reed skiffs sailing the Nile,
Like an eagle diving onto its prey.
27I could say “Forget it.
I'll just put on my happy face.”
28But I would be afraid of what's coming.
For he’d condemn me again.
29So what's the point of resisting him
If I'm doomed no matter what?
30I could take a bath with soap
And wash myself with lye.
31But he’d just knock me down in a pile of crap. [6]
My clothes would stink to high heaven.
32He's not a mere human like I am.
It's not as though I can take him to court
And demand he answer my charges.
33And I certainly can't hire an objective mediator
Who would treat both of us equally.
34If someone could get him to stop beating me
Maybe I wouldn't be so afraid of him.
35Then I could defend myself
And tell him I’m not guilty.

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