Jeremiah 23
Deported, then home again
The bad shepherd
1The LORD says: I've got bad news for you leaders of Judah. You’re like terrible shepherds who scatter the sheep entrusted to you. 2So, the Lord and God of Israel has this to say about those wicked shepherds. You were supposed to take care of these people. Well, I'll take care of you. I’m going to punish you for scattering [1] my people.3But I will personally bring these scattered people home from the distant lands where they were driven. And I'll see to it that once again they grow into a prosperous nation. 4I will select leaders who are good shepherds. People won’t have any reason to be afraid because the shepherds won't let any of them get lost along the way.
New king, a shoot from David’s family tree
5One day, the LORD says,
I’ll grow a shoot from David’s family tree.
He’ll be a good and wise king
Who rules with justice.
And when it’s safe to live in Israel again.
People will describe him as
“The Goodness of God.” [2]
7There’s coming a day
When people will stop talking about Egypt
And how the LORD freed his people from there.
8Instead they’ll talk about the land in the north [3]
And how the LORD brought back the next generation—
Children of Israelites driven out of their land.
Fake prophets on the job
9As for you prophets, [4]You break my heart
And rattle my bones.
You leave me dumfounded
Because I know the LORD
And I know what he’s really saying.
The prophets are powerful,
But they’re illegit and evil as sin.
So God let the land go dry,
And turned pastures into desert.
11Prophets and priests are godless.
The LORD says he has seen them at their worst
Even in a place as holy as his house, the Temple.
12The LORD will punish them with disaster.
They’ll try to escape.
But the horror will catch them
And punish them for the LORD.
13Prophets up in Samaria are disgusting
Because they prophesy for Baal [6]
And they point people away from me
Instead of toward me.
14But the prophets of Jerusalem are worse.
They commit adultery and lie to the people.
Then they enable bad people to practice evil.
So, everyone turns out rotten.
These people act like those in Sodom [7]
And the people I torched in Gomorrah.
15This is what the LORD of everyone
says he’ll do to Jerusalem’s prophets:
You’re going to suck on wormwood [8]
And drink water laced with poison.
And it’s all on you
Because you led these people
Into a lifestyle of godlessness.
God: Don’t listen to fake prophets
16The LORD of everyone says this:Don’t listen to those lying prophets. They’ll delude you to death. They tell you about visions I didn’t give them and words I never spoke. 17They encourage people to hate the true words of God. These lying prophets assure everyone that all is well; no trouble in the forecast. And people who listen to them parrot their words: “There’s no disaster coming. We’ll be fine.”
18Which of these prophets met with me, saw me, and heard me? Did I give any of them a message to deliver?
19I’ll give them a message, alright—
A message in storm stirred up by the LORD himself.
I’ll hit them with all the wrath of God
Blown in on the whirling burst of a cyclone,
Hammering their evil heads.
20And I won’t stop hammering
Until I’ve done the job to my own satisfaction.
You don’t get it yet.
But you will.
21I didn’t invite those prophets
But they came anyhow, uninvited.
I didn’t say a word to any of them,
But now they’re all prophesying.
22If they had met with me
Then they would have delivered my message
And told the people to stop it.
Stop doing what they know is wrong.
23The LORD says:
I’m the God who’s everywhere, aren’t I,
The God who’s near and far?
24The LORD says:
How can anyone hide from me?
Didn’t I fill the earth and sky
With everything that exists? 25I have heard those lying prophets hawking their visions: “I’ve had a dream. [9] I’ve had a dream.” 26How long can they keep that up? Will they ever straighten out and come home to me? But their lies come from deceit anchored in the heart. 27They think if they tell people enough dreams, those folks will forget me. After all, that's what their ancestors did long ago, replacing me with Baal.
28So they have a dream. Big deal, let them tell people the dream. But when someone has a message from me, let them deliver that message faithfully. There's a big difference between a kernel of wheat and the chaff [10] that covers it.
29The LORD says: When I speak, doesn’t my message burn like a burst of fire? Doesn’t it hit home with the pounding force of a sledgehammer breaking rock?
30The LORD says: I'm not with those prophets, I'm against them. They know so little about the words I speak that all they can do is repeat their own words to each other. 31I am not with those prophets. They pass their own words off as mine. They say whatever they want and then they say that it comes from the LORD. 32I am not with those prophets. They tell people about their dreams and pass the dreams off as visions from the LORD. They have led my people away from me. I did not send these prophets. I did not give them any instructions. So nothing they say or do is going to help the people.
What’s on God’s mind?
33When prophets, priests, or others ask you what’s on my mind and what burdens me, tell them, “You. You’re the burden. But he’s going to toss you aside.”34If any one of those people say “I know what’s on the LORD’s mind,” I’m going to hit them and everyone who lives with them. I’ll punish them all. 35Instead of telling people what’s on my mind, ask what’s on my mind. You can ask, “What’s his answer?” or “What did he say?” 36But stop telling people you know what’s on my mind. You’re just passing off your words for the words of the living God of everyone. You make God’s words look like trash. God’s words are better than that.
37You’re allowed to ask the prophet: “What has the LORD said?” or “How did he answer?” 38But don’t say “I know what’s on the LORD’s mind.” If prophets continue to say that, when I haven’t spoken to them, tell them this. “The LORD told you not to do that. 39But because you did it anyhow, he’s deporting you. He’s kicking you out of the town of your ancestors. 40You’ll leave in disgrace [11] for the lies you told and you’ll live in shame for the rest of your lives. People will always remember what you did to them.
Footnotes
“Scattering” might work on two levels. For one, the people lose their way spiritually. They stray from God and begin worshipping idols. Judah’s leaders led that scattering, by worshipping idols themselves. But the scattering more importantly, perhaps, refers to the coming exile of those who survive the Babylonian invasion of 586 BC. They would be exiled to what is now Iraq, the Babylonian homeland.
The name in Hebrew is Yahweh yehwih ṣedeq. Many translate the phrase as the “LORD is my righteousness,” which might elicit a “Huh?” Some think this name is a play on the name of Judah’s last king, King Zedekiah. His name in Hebrew is ṣidqiyyāhû, often translated “My righteousness is the LORD.” Similar words but in different order. Jeremiah’s point might be that while Zedekiah was named after the goodness of God, the shoot from David’s tree would be the genuine article: true goodness from God. Zedekiah ruled from 597-586 BC. Some say he ruled until 587 BC. He might have seen the lights go out in Jerusalem if King Nebuchadnezzar hadn’t blinded him. The last thing he saw was the Babylonians execute his sons. Nebuchadnezzar apparently got fed up with rebel kings in this family. One after another ignored his orders and the power he had to enforce them. Zedekiah died a prisoner in Babylon.
Babylonian invaders deported the Jewish people west to what is now Iraq, not to the north. But the invaders attacked Judah from the north. That was the typical caravan route, alongside the rivers and the Mediterranean Sea. The most direct route from Iraq would have been to cross the Arabian desert. But it’s difficult to carry enough water to make that crossing.
When Jeremiah talks about “prophets,” read “false prophets.” Jeremiah and other prophets weren’t on good terms with one another.
The adultery may be both spiritual and physical. Spiritual: worshiping native Canaanite gods instead of being faithful to God. Physical: Some of the worship practices seemed to involve fertility rituals such as sex with shrine prostitutes and priests.
Baal was one of the main gods of what is now Israel and the Palestinian Territory. He was the god people turned to for matters of flocks, fields, and family. Many scholars say there is plenty of evidence to show that worship practices involved sexual rituals. That alone would have been an attraction for many men. See Numbers 15.
Sodom and Gomorrah got scorched off the planet in a firestorm, with no trace of them left behind (Genesis 19:24).
Literally “wormwood,” a bitter herb, Artemisia absinthium. It’s known also as Absinthe and Absinthium. And it’s an ingredient in the spirit absinthe and in other alcoholic drinks such as vermouth. The plant is native to parts of North Africa and the Middle East. Some varieties of the plant can produce convulsions and death if consumed in large doses. Jeremiah seems to use wormwood and poisoned water as a metaphor for punishment. They’ve bitten off more than they would ever have wanted to chew. Or, another metaphor for fans of vermouth: when God is done with them, they would be miserable enough to sour a drink.
Many people in ancient times—Jews, Egyptians, Babylonians, Persians, and others—seemed to believe that dreams were clues to the future. Many taught that God or gods often communicated to people in dreams. Prophets in the Bible sometimes called vivid dreams “visions of the night.” Dream interpreters even wrote handbooks about how to interpret dreams. Parts of one Egyptian dream book from the 1200’s BC, roughly the time some scholars say Moses lived, showed up in the cemetery at Deir el-Medina. That’s at Thebes, a little more than 300 miles (480 km) upriver from Cairo, as the crow flies along the Nile. Written on papyrus, it lists bad dreams (written in red ink) and good dreams. Example of a bad dream: bed catches on fire. It means you’re driving your wife away. Good dream: burial of an old man. It means you’re coming into money. Or, perhaps, sheep—possibly from inheritance.
Chaff is the fiber wrap that holds the kernel of grain. The grain is nourishing. But the chaff is trash, blown away in the wind—like the words of a fake prophet predicting a future that never comes true.
Jeremiah had been predicting the fall of Judah, but the fake prophets had been assuring the people that there was nothing to worry about. Deported into what is now Iraq, those prophets had to live with the people who lost everything because they believed those prophets over Jeremiah.
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