Assyria decimates Judah
1Fourteen years into King Hezekiah’s reign over Judah, invaders attacked. Assyrian King Sennacherib [1] led the invasion force. [2] His army captured all the nation’s cities that had been protected behind stone walls, with one exception: Jerusalem.2While Assyrians were still attacking the city of Lachish, [3] Sennacherib sent a message to Hezekiah in Jerusalem. It arrived by military courier: a top Assyrian officer. He brought part of the army with him. He waited outside the city wall, by the aqueduct that carried water to Jerusalem’s upper pool, on the road to the Laundry. [4]
3Three of Judah’s highest officials came out to receive the message: Eliakim son of Hilkiah, palace chief of staff; Shebna, palace secretary and scribe; and Joah son of Asaph, palace director of communications. [5]
Assyrian king: “God sent me to destroy this land”
4Assyria’s commanding officer told the men, “Tell Hezekiah this message comes from the Great King—the king of Assyria. ‘What made you think you could get away with this rebellion? 5Do you really think your words are a match for my war strategy and my army at your front gate? Who do you expect to rescue you?6Do you think Egypt is coming? [6] Do you think you can count on that broken-down has been of a nation? If you’re depending on Pharaoh, king of Egypt, you’re going to lose that bet and you’re going to get your people hurt. 7And if you’re counting on your LORD God to help you, remember you tore down all his places of worship. You kept only one. [7]
8If you can come up with 2,000 men able to ride horses and fight us, I’d give you the horses. 9How could you possibly fight off our attack—even one led by our youngest officer? You don’t have any horses. You’re counting on Egypt to bring them, along with battle chariots. 10Do you think I came here without the LORD’s blessing? It was the LORD who told me come to this land and destroy it.’”
11Judah’s three representatives, Eliakim, Shebna, and Joah, told the officer, “Would you please speak to us in your language of Aramaic? We understand it. We don’t want our defenders on the wall to hear what we’re saying.”
12The officer said, “Well, is that so? Do you think my king wants me to deliver this message privately, to just you and your king? You don’t think he wants your defenders on the wall to know that before this siege is over, they’ll be so hungry and thirsty that they’ll be eating their crap and drinking their piss. [8] 13The officer started shouting in a loud voice, in the Hebrew language of Judah: “Listen to this message from the Great King—the king of Assyria.
”Ignore Hezekiah. Save yourselves.”
14Here’s what he wants all of you to know: ‘Don’t let Hezekiah convince you that you’re going to be okay, and that he’ll keep you safe. 15And don’t believe him when he says, “The LORD will certainly protect us. He won’t let this city of his fall into the hands of the Assyrian king.”16Ignore Hezekiah. Make your own decisions. Come on out here peacefully. Then you can go back to eating the grapes and figs you grow and drinking water from your own springs and cisterns. [9] 17Later, I’ll come and peacefully lead you to a different land, [10] but one very much like your own. It’s a land of grain fields and vineyards for your bread and wine.
18Don’t fall for Hezekiah’s promise about the LORD saving you. Think about this: Has any god in any country or kingdom been able to stop the king of Assyria? 19We never got to meet the gods of Hamath or Arpad. Where did the gods of Sepharvaim go when we showed up? Did Samaria’s gods save them? [11] 20Think about it, people. What god in any of these kingdoms saved them? So why do you think you’ll be the exception? Why would the LORD save Jerusalem when no god has saved anyone from the king of Assyria?”




